Obama is a poser

Look here dudes. I know you dems have been brainwashed by the liberal media, brother. You think that blacks are just as capable as whites, but they are aren't jack. Uncle Otoma can't be trusted to be President. In addition to lusting after white women, dude, he is also a liar, brother. Look at this news article little libsters and see what I am talking about. His campaign in Texas has a poster of one of my heroes Che Guevarra, brother. I can vouch the only person, running for President that admires Che is Hillary dude. But don't worry little Libsters, even though Uncle Otoma will win most of the primaries, Hillary tells me that she has the inside track to the nomination dudes. She vows that as long as she lives a black will never be president, brother!!http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2008/02/obama_che_guevara_flag_scandal/

Wild Trip, dude

Yo dudes.... man after Libapalooza, Judge Jennings got my ass out of jail dude. We both went to Curtis's brothel, brother, and took some crazy drugs. Man these drugs were awesome.

After I took these drugs, I started having a nightmare, I started seeing visions of Uncle Tombama beating my beloved Hillary's ass in the polls. Then I saw the Republicans loose their minds dude. They were voting for McCain over Romney. I can't believe it. McCain is more liberal than Hillary. So my nightmare soon eased into tranquility. If Obama wins, then McCain will destroy him in a general election. There is no way a black could win in a general election in America, jack!!

Then my tranquility turned into the most humiliating and excrutiating of horrors brother, when my team, the Liberals of Boston, brother lost the Super Bowl dude. They were supposed to go all the way man. And then I dreamed that I had sex with Hillary Clinton behind a dumpster at the Super Bowl dude.

Then just today, I read the newspapers and realized I wasn't tripping, all this shit happened dude. Tombama was beating Hillary, McCain was going to win the nomination, and my team the Boston Libs were raped (but robbed) by the New Jersey Libs. Then I realized that my rendevous with Hillary wasn't a dream--it really happened. Though I always wanted to give Hillary my little lib, I still felt the overwhelming urge to take the longest shower of my life, brother. Man if she is elected, all of America will need to shower after she leaves office, dude!!

Hillary is on the way to Vegas, baby!

Yo dude, on her way to Nevada my beloved hillary stopped by An Inconvenient Cafe to pick up the money we raised for her. She told me that she will need every penny because some white Dems will actually vote for a black. Unbelievable something like this can happen in America, jack!

However, I was a bit shocked at first when I saw her. I was passed out in the corner and I felt a nudge. When I looked up, this is what I saw dude.

New action figure, dude!

Looky here, brother, this is my all new The Liberal Librarian (tm) WNWA Action Figure complete with the World Heavyweight Championship, dude. You can get yours today at WNWA.com and at fine shopping establishments nationwide, or you can get your very own, personalized by my slave Fanuci autographed Little Lib by calling 214-GET-LIBS for only 99.99, jack! I will also include an mp3 version of Rev. Dr. Curtis Lowe's sermons, dude.

Hillary is back, just like me dude!

Hillary scored a resounding, come from behind victory much like I did at UnCivil War, brother. It's all over now for Uncle Tombama. Who would vote for a black anyway? Certainly no self-respecting Democrat.

Now that Hillary is keeping up her end I can concentrate on more important matters. I have developed some new powers recently. I think it is some kind of mind control, dude. I am also able to heal myself and others. I didn't used to believe in God, but now I think I do. I think I just might be God on Earth, brother. This requires further investigation, dude.

After discovering my powers, I obtained tickets to watch Fat Ass Fanuci's favorite team, the Stealer thieves of Pittsburgh. I wanted to test my powers and see what effect they would have on the outcome of that game. I was hoping to ruin Fanuci's team's shot at the Super Bowl, brother. Well, I teleported to that piss-ridden, acid-rain scarred, rust-belt haven and cursed them. I allowed the Jaguars to beuild a large lead, then lose it, then regain it and crush the Stealers in the most excrutiating way possible. I stole Fanuci's Terrible Towel then taunted Fanuci with it before letting The Turd have his way with it, dude.

TALK UP!!!!!!!

Tybalt the Terrorist, brother

This is my cat Tybalt, dude. He's a Persian cat and he's in solidarity with the terrorists and the Democrats, brother.

Iowa can kiss my ass, dude

Those stupid corn-fed hawkeyes turned their back on my beloved Hillary, dude. I will never again compete in that backwater state, brother. I will also never fill an ILL or borrow from an Iowa library, dude. How could those fools fall for those charlatans Obama and Edwards, brother? Well, it's on to New Hampshire and we'll win there, dude.