Lemme tell you something, dude

I might have lost my meaningless (thanks to Judge Jennings, dude) match to Sam Bash last night, but I still have my pride and my belt(s), brother. Bash, you fool, if you are stupid enough to sign a contract without reading, then you just have to learn to sing the blues, dude. And then you ignorantly discarded your rightfully won Women's title, so I'm taking it back, brother.