Hillary screwed my ass, dude!!

Fuck Hillary, brother. That bitch screwed me good, jack. Just the day before that coward dropped out of the race in favor of that damn Uncle Tombama she assured me that she would stay in and fight to the bitter end, like all my little Libsters, dude. That bitch told me that she would run as a third party candidate and would make me Secretary of Defense when she won, jack. She also offered me her daughter's hand in marriage, dude. All I had to do was sign over all of the community property of Frustrated Inc. so she could keep up the good fight, jack. Like she told me, dude, "we have to take from the rich for the common good." So, I signed over An Inconvenient Cafe, Curtis' church, An Inconvenient Bed & Breakfast, and all of our houses. Hell, I even gave her my old white Prius that Sam Bash vandalized and Thunderlips threw in the pool, bra! So, the next day that bitch betrays me and uses the shit I gave her to pay off her debts and then endorse that purple lipped coon, jack!!! Damn her, dude. Hillary, you can go straight to hell, jack!