Vote for Obama on Wednesday, Nov. 5, dude

Alright dudes, i've had a change of heart brother. I want that foreign half-breed to be the president, dude. so if you are voting for 0bama, remember to vote on Wednesday, jack!! If you are voting for McCain, show up on Tuesday, bra. But, please all 0bama supporters, show up at the polls promptly on Wednesday!!!

Look here brothers and fellow Hillary worshipers, dude.

I don't understand why all the people in the whole fucking world love Onigga, that damn Uncle Tomboma, jack. Hillary was chosen by Science, brother, to lead the world through the conservative wilderness into the promised land of secular bliss, dude.

I must admit, the Colored talks a good talk, dude. If I close my eyes, he says all the right things that feed my liberal soul, brother. However, when I open my eyes, dude, all I see is some ignorant black, and on top of that dude, his ancestors weren't even slaves, they were damn African tribesman, dude. So fuck him and all you so-called liberals who voted for this blue-gummed bastard. And fuck this guy too.

I remember he was a former member of Curtis's church, dude. Now this buffoon is wearing an Uncle Tombama shirt and praying to that antichrist! What an ungreatful colored!!! SCIENCE-DAMN HIM!!!

Hillary screwed my ass, dude!!

Fuck Hillary, brother. That bitch screwed me good, jack. Just the day before that coward dropped out of the race in favor of that damn Uncle Tombama she assured me that she would stay in and fight to the bitter end, like all my little Libsters, dude. That bitch told me that she would run as a third party candidate and would make me Secretary of Defense when she won, jack. She also offered me her daughter's hand in marriage, dude. All I had to do was sign over all of the community property of Frustrated Inc. so she could keep up the good fight, jack. Like she told me, dude, "we have to take from the rich for the common good." So, I signed over An Inconvenient Cafe, Curtis' church, An Inconvenient Bed & Breakfast, and all of our houses. Hell, I even gave her my old white Prius that Sam Bash vandalized and Thunderlips threw in the pool, bra! So, the next day that bitch betrays me and uses the shit I gave her to pay off her debts and then endorse that purple lipped coon, jack!!! Damn her, dude. Hillary, you can go straight to hell, jack!

What goes around comes around, dude!

Well, Teddy... looks like you are first of the big traitors to feel firsthand my supernatural powers, brother. That's what you get for betraying my man Hillary, dude. Plus, we all know the real cause of your so-called seizures, jack. I've been to a few of your parties in the past. Your nose can suck up more coke than a Hoover. I guess that's why you are still in the hospital to deal with the withdrawal symptoms, brother...Now, that I have convinced all those Kentucky morons to vote for Hillary, I'm on my way to see all those Mexicans in Puerto Rico, dude. Those wetbacks will be amazed when they see me cruise by their shacks with the largest arms in the world holding on to the ape hangers of my solar-powered Harley, dude...What are you traitors going to do, when Liberalmania runs wild on you?!!

I'm heading to Kentucky, then it's on to Memorial Day Massacre, dude

Look here little Libsters, my immortal beloved Hillary dude beat that damn Uncle Tombama like a Southern slave (though no one should confuse him for a slave, being that not even one of his ancestors was a slave) last night jack. Unfortunately, the media is so in the tank for that blue gummed bastard that no one even noticed my man Hillary won by 41 percent, bra!! Tombama is not a real black, the only African in his background was his deadbeat dad, dude, and he was from Kenya, jack. No slave equals no black in my book, brother. He's whiter than me dude, hell, my dad ran off with a gay black named Rufus and I know that fool had slave ancestors.

Well, anyway, I'm heading for Kentucky to rally those inbred hicks to vote for Queen Thrillary and Captain Redneck can go deal with those Birkenstock wearing, Latte-sipping liberals in Oregon, brother. Uncle Tombama, whatcha gonna do when Thrillary and Liberalmania runs wild on your antichrist ass, dude?!?!

As for Memorial Day Massacre, Judge Jennings said I don't have to defend my strap, jack. But I've got a score to settle with that damn Amos Moses and Sam Bash dude. So, my cousin the Yeti and I are going to team up to take on those two conservative neanderthals, brother.

Captain Redneck Dropped the Ball, Dude!!!

Damn that conservative white Republican bastard. I have been betrayed by that asshole, brother!! I think that dude was part of Operation Chaos perpetrated by the Oxycontin addict Rush Limbaugh, jack! All he had to do was get a win for my Hillary in that stupid southern shithole North Carolina, brother. That place is a liberal hot bed and shoulda been easy pickins dude, what with all the liberal egg heads and the dumb blacks that have been so easily swayed in the past, jack. Why have these stupid college kids, the media and the blacks turned their back on Hillary, brother?!?! Even at my beloved Earlham they are for that dumb coon! They have fallen for that charlatan Uncle Tombama and his stupid "hope for change" mantra, dude!!

Well, Redneck, I upheld my end of the bargain. I got a win for my beloved in Indiana but you failed us in NC, so you will not be getting the money I promised you, jack. You better make sure she wins West Virginia because there ain't no way anybody else in Frustrated Inc but you will step foot in that fucking dump.

No matter, Hillary will still win behind closed doors and if not we will do our best to make sure that uppity black loses to that senile, old stiff-armed, lunacidal bastard in November. Whatcha gonna do when Liberalmania runs wild on you, brother?!?!

Thank Science, Dude

Thank science, brother. The election finally happened dude and my man "Hell"ary beat that ungrateful minstral uncle Tomboma dude. We paid off everybody in this corn-fed state. I even personally delivered cash, drugs, and handjobs to quite a few Dems in this state to make sure my Beloved prevailed, dude.

Despite the dominating victory, I am still suffering like my last visit to the proctologist--when they ran out of KY, dude. The next stop for me will be trips to another Jesus loving, crap hole, Indiana--I gave Capt. Redneck the responsibility to make sure Tombama is defeated in Carolina, jack. Though at least after today, I can finally leave the PA shithole, jack. Though I need to move slow. My beloved celebrated her electoral victory by putting on her favorite strap-on and she decided to have her way with me dude. Then she forced me to do vodka anus shots from her ass, brother. I think I know how my personal slave, Fanuci feels, brother. Though rape by a strap-on is a small price to pay dude. The end result will be worth it. Abortions for everyone, emptied prisons, legalized drugs and raised taxes, jack. That's the dream that keeps the Democrats going, dude. And I see the Heavens have just now come into proper alignment. This is where my power lies, brother. Right here in my anus, dude and that's where all my best ideas for the Democrats come from, jack. God Socialist created the Democrats, brother, he created the blue collar idiots who vote for Dems! God Socialist created Hillary! Then, he created Libotine, brother! After Hillary becomes emperor, I can leave wrestling forever dude and retire in God's paradise, Detroit, with the title around my waist, forever. What'cha gonna do, when the Hillary, the Libotine, and my anus run wild on you, brother, What'cha gonna do?

A Personal Letter from My Man Hillary, Dude!

My man Hillary sent me the following letter on facebook, brother:

An Incredible Feeling

From Hillary Clinton
1:02am Wednesday, Mar 5

It's a pretty incredible feeling, isn't it? After our victories tonight we have the momentum, thanks to your will, determination, and hard work. Some people were ready to count us out (just like they do me, dude). But you and I proved them wrong, just as we have every time they tried to declare this race over prematurely. And we're going to keep showing them exactly what we can do. We're going to do it for everyone across America who's been counted out -- but refused to be knocked out. For everyone who's stumbled -- but stood right back up. And for everyone who works hard -- but never gives up. I hope you enjoy our victories tonight as much as I am. We won this one together, and that makes it that much better. Thank you so very much for all you have done for our campaign. Let's build on this remarkable momentum. Each and every one of you can make a statement tonight by going to http://www.hillaryclinton.com/facebook. Thank you so much for everything you did to make this night possible.

All the best,
Hillary

Pennsylvania is a God-fearing shithole, brother

Once again, dude Hillamania is running wild. When she told me she had an ace in the hole the other day, I thought she was talking about some kinky sex shit she had with Bill, dude.

Nope, it was that bombshell tape showing what an anti-american and racist asshole Tomboma's mentor is, brother. In fact I was so impressed with that reverend, I was thinking maybe I should vote for Tomboma--that is until he pussed out, jack and repudiated the wonderful truths of that preacher, dude.

Perhaps, I can get that preacher to show up as a guest to preach at Curtis's brothel, brother. Anyway, we (ie, Frustrated Inc. minus Fanuci and Mud) are here in this God-forsaken shithole of Pennsylvania dude. We are encouraging everyone to vote for my man Hillary. Tonight we are going to party our asses off. It's gonna make a J. Edgar Hoover party look like an elementary sleep over, dude. I hear the featured act for the celebration is Bill and mule, dude.

Hillamania, brother

Look here little Libsters. Well, we did it dude. My beloved Hillary beat Uncle Tombama's muslim ass in Ohio and Texas dude. The only glitch in the plan is the child-molesting haven of Vermont, brother. Those homos voted for Obama, jack, but they are small and no one gives a shit about them dude. Hell even in November, no one cares if those backward little shitholes vote Republican or Democrat. Vermont's greatest product, maple syrup, tastes like Curtis's ass-jelly, jack.

I know some people in the media have been saying Hillary has refocused her campaign. But that is a bunch of ga-ga. I used my supernatural powers, brother on all the simpletons in Texas. That is what won it for Hillary in this redneck state. Also, me and my legion of minions, brother, registered the cattle in this state the way JFK did in 1960, dude and all the cows and illegals voted for Hillary, dude.

I didn't need to do anything in Ohio because they hate blacks there anyway, brother! Don't worry little libsters, even though the momentum is still against us, Hillary told me the Chinese will give her enough money to buy this election, brother.

So watcha gonna do when America becomes a government of the people with money, by the people with money, for the people with money, and illegal aliens, dude? That is the America that Hillary will give us, dude. And to all you dumbass, redneck conservatives, or Uncle Toms who think this is bad, well you don't know apple butter from horseshit, brother!

Obama is a poser

Look here dudes. I know you dems have been brainwashed by the liberal media, brother. You think that blacks are just as capable as whites, but they are aren't jack. Uncle Otoma can't be trusted to be President. In addition to lusting after white women, dude, he is also a liar, brother. Look at this news article little libsters and see what I am talking about. His campaign in Texas has a poster of one of my heroes Che Guevarra, brother. I can vouch the only person, running for President that admires Che is Hillary dude. But don't worry little Libsters, even though Uncle Otoma will win most of the primaries, Hillary tells me that she has the inside track to the nomination dudes. She vows that as long as she lives a black will never be president, brother!!http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2008/02/obama_che_guevara_flag_scandal/

Wild Trip, dude

Yo dudes.... man after Libapalooza, Judge Jennings got my ass out of jail dude. We both went to Curtis's brothel, brother, and took some crazy drugs. Man these drugs were awesome.

After I took these drugs, I started having a nightmare, I started seeing visions of Uncle Tombama beating my beloved Hillary's ass in the polls. Then I saw the Republicans loose their minds dude. They were voting for McCain over Romney. I can't believe it. McCain is more liberal than Hillary. So my nightmare soon eased into tranquility. If Obama wins, then McCain will destroy him in a general election. There is no way a black could win in a general election in America, jack!!

Then my tranquility turned into the most humiliating and excrutiating of horrors brother, when my team, the Liberals of Boston, brother lost the Super Bowl dude. They were supposed to go all the way man. And then I dreamed that I had sex with Hillary Clinton behind a dumpster at the Super Bowl dude.

Then just today, I read the newspapers and realized I wasn't tripping, all this shit happened dude. Tombama was beating Hillary, McCain was going to win the nomination, and my team the Boston Libs were raped (but robbed) by the New Jersey Libs. Then I realized that my rendevous with Hillary wasn't a dream--it really happened. Though I always wanted to give Hillary my little lib, I still felt the overwhelming urge to take the longest shower of my life, brother. Man if she is elected, all of America will need to shower after she leaves office, dude!!

Hillary is on the way to Vegas, baby!

Yo dude, on her way to Nevada my beloved hillary stopped by An Inconvenient Cafe to pick up the money we raised for her. She told me that she will need every penny because some white Dems will actually vote for a black. Unbelievable something like this can happen in America, jack!

However, I was a bit shocked at first when I saw her. I was passed out in the corner and I felt a nudge. When I looked up, this is what I saw dude.

New action figure, dude!

Looky here, brother, this is my all new The Liberal Librarian (tm) WNWA Action Figure complete with the World Heavyweight Championship, dude. You can get yours today at WNWA.com and at fine shopping establishments nationwide, or you can get your very own, personalized by my slave Fanuci autographed Little Lib by calling 214-GET-LIBS for only 99.99, jack! I will also include an mp3 version of Rev. Dr. Curtis Lowe's sermons, dude.

Hillary is back, just like me dude!

Hillary scored a resounding, come from behind victory much like I did at UnCivil War, brother. It's all over now for Uncle Tombama. Who would vote for a black anyway? Certainly no self-respecting Democrat.

Now that Hillary is keeping up her end I can concentrate on more important matters. I have developed some new powers recently. I think it is some kind of mind control, dude. I am also able to heal myself and others. I didn't used to believe in God, but now I think I do. I think I just might be God on Earth, brother. This requires further investigation, dude.

After discovering my powers, I obtained tickets to watch Fat Ass Fanuci's favorite team, the Stealer thieves of Pittsburgh. I wanted to test my powers and see what effect they would have on the outcome of that game. I was hoping to ruin Fanuci's team's shot at the Super Bowl, brother. Well, I teleported to that piss-ridden, acid-rain scarred, rust-belt haven and cursed them. I allowed the Jaguars to beuild a large lead, then lose it, then regain it and crush the Stealers in the most excrutiating way possible. I stole Fanuci's Terrible Towel then taunted Fanuci with it before letting The Turd have his way with it, dude.

TALK UP!!!!!!!

Tybalt the Terrorist, brother

This is my cat Tybalt, dude. He's a Persian cat and he's in solidarity with the terrorists and the Democrats, brother.

Iowa can kiss my ass, dude

Those stupid corn-fed hawkeyes turned their back on my beloved Hillary, dude. I will never again compete in that backwater state, brother. I will also never fill an ILL or borrow from an Iowa library, dude. How could those fools fall for those charlatans Obama and Edwards, brother? Well, it's on to New Hampshire and we'll win there, dude.