Look here little Libsters, my immortal beloved Hillary dude beat that damn Uncle Tombama like a Southern slave (though no one should confuse him for a slave, being that not even one of his ancestors was a slave) last night jack. Unfortunately, the media is so in the tank for that blue gummed bastard that no one even noticed my man Hillary won by 41 percent, bra!! Tombama is not a real black, the only African in his background was his deadbeat dad, dude, and he was from Kenya, jack. No slave equals no black in my book, brother. He's whiter than me dude, hell, my dad ran off with a gay black named Rufus and I know that fool had slave ancestors.
Well, anyway, I'm heading for Kentucky to rally those inbred hicks to vote for Queen Thrillary and Captain Redneck can go deal with those Birkenstock wearing, Latte-sipping liberals in Oregon, brother. Uncle Tombama, whatcha gonna do when Thrillary and Liberalmania runs wild on your antichrist ass, dude?!?!
As for Memorial Day Massacre, Judge Jennings said I don't have to defend my strap, jack. But I've got a score to settle with that damn Amos Moses and Sam Bash dude. So, my cousin the Yeti and I are going to team up to take on those two conservative neanderthals, brother.
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