Hillary is on the way to Vegas, baby!

Yo dude, on her way to Nevada my beloved hillary stopped by An Inconvenient Cafe to pick up the money we raised for her. She told me that she will need every penny because some white Dems will actually vote for a black. Unbelievable something like this can happen in America, jack!

However, I was a bit shocked at first when I saw her. I was passed out in the corner and I felt a nudge. When I looked up, this is what I saw dude.

New action figure, dude!

Looky here, brother, this is my all new The Liberal Librarian (tm) WNWA Action Figure complete with the World Heavyweight Championship, dude. You can get yours today at WNWA.com and at fine shopping establishments nationwide, or you can get your very own, personalized by my slave Fanuci autographed Little Lib by calling 214-GET-LIBS for only 99.99, jack! I will also include an mp3 version of Rev. Dr. Curtis Lowe's sermons, dude.

Hillary is back, just like me dude!

Hillary scored a resounding, come from behind victory much like I did at UnCivil War, brother. It's all over now for Uncle Tombama. Who would vote for a black anyway? Certainly no self-respecting Democrat.

Now that Hillary is keeping up her end I can concentrate on more important matters. I have developed some new powers recently. I think it is some kind of mind control, dude. I am also able to heal myself and others. I didn't used to believe in God, but now I think I do. I think I just might be God on Earth, brother. This requires further investigation, dude.

After discovering my powers, I obtained tickets to watch Fat Ass Fanuci's favorite team, the Stealer thieves of Pittsburgh. I wanted to test my powers and see what effect they would have on the outcome of that game. I was hoping to ruin Fanuci's team's shot at the Super Bowl, brother. Well, I teleported to that piss-ridden, acid-rain scarred, rust-belt haven and cursed them. I allowed the Jaguars to beuild a large lead, then lose it, then regain it and crush the Stealers in the most excrutiating way possible. I stole Fanuci's Terrible Towel then taunted Fanuci with it before letting The Turd have his way with it, dude.

TALK UP!!!!!!!

Tybalt the Terrorist, brother

This is my cat Tybalt, dude. He's a Persian cat and he's in solidarity with the terrorists and the Democrats, brother.

Iowa can kiss my ass, dude

Those stupid corn-fed hawkeyes turned their back on my beloved Hillary, dude. I will never again compete in that backwater state, brother. I will also never fill an ILL or borrow from an Iowa library, dude. How could those fools fall for those charlatans Obama and Edwards, brother? Well, it's on to New Hampshire and we'll win there, dude.